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No More Squealing from a Strange Maccie

When a human being whimsically takes the life of another, he becomes a murderer and is prosecuted by the laws of the land and hopefully removed from society.

When a human being whimsically takes the lives of many people, he is labeled "mass murderer" or "serial killer", and where possible society similarly removes him from circulation as a punishment and prophylaxis against further loss of life.

When a human being whimsically snuffs out human life on a grand scale, with perhaps thousands dying all in a days work, his title is not "serial murderer" but "Mr American defense secretary". He is not removed from society for his crimes but further elevated by appointment to presidency of the World Bank, after which he continues his career until a ripe old age, firmly ensconced in the protectively incestuous embrace of the world's power elite.

Robert Strange (I kid you not) McNamara is no more. He died aged 93 a few weeks ago. He "served" as defense secretary in the Kennedy and Johnson administrations and has been hailed (damned) along with Kissinger as the principal architect of the Vietnam war.

As the video below discusses, he was complicit in the Gulf of Tonkin fraud, and then basically bullied and railroaded a most reluctant Lyndon Johnson into the war in 1965.



How many lost, damaged & destroyed souls one can pile up on Strange Maccie's doorstep will never be known precisely. But this bespectacled academic technocrat arrogated to himself the right to play geopolitical games, involving destruction and the spilling of human blood in horrifying measure. The consequences of this evil whimsy have reached far into the future.

Nearly half a century on, Vietnamese mothers continue to birth grotesque foetuses and malformed neonates due to herbicides and defoliants introduced into the environment by the Americans.

Vietnam vet and war correspondent Joe Galloway recounts an amusing and uplifting anecdote about the hated McNamara. The old boy was catching a ferry to Martha's Vineyard. A hippie artist spotted him in the pub and enticed him out onto the deck, whereupon he wrestled the shocked Maccie over the side of the ferry - and almost into the drink if he had not clutched onto the railing. As the incensed hippie artist prized his fingers loose one by one, Maccie's vocal squealing and caterwauling alerted fellow passengers who came to the rescue.

It must have been sweet beyond anything to hear this murderous fuck wailing in mortal fear of his life.

May we all raise our children to be hippie artists, for therein lies the salvation of this world.

Fortunately, as of a few weeks ago, this Strange Maccie can squeal no more.

Robert Strange McNamara, you will never R.I.P.

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Sounds of Destiny

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Mutant sea slug vomits and explodes over Japanese freaks who are torturing it.

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Seb's Corner - Prologue

Once upon a time a quirky little 29 y/o virgin called Seb befriended an older guy who lived by the sea with his family.

Every so often the young man would drive for an hour from the city to a small coastal village to visit the older guy, his wife, and two young children.

The old guy, Giper, was not too sure why the young man made such a constant and regular effort to visit him. He knew that Seb was a profoundly troubled soul. He knew that Seb was lonely, reclusive and fearful of the world. He speculated to himself: "either the young man feels comfortable and safe in our cosy family environment, or ... he wants to fuck my wife". If the former, the poor lad is most welcome. If the latter, well, **** censored ****.

So, Giper did not discourage Seb's frequent pilgrimages to the village. It was an interesting diversion, watching psychopathology in real time. And, besides, Seb always brought choccies and snax and creepy tales about mutual acquaintances back in the city.

Over a period of two years, through observation and casual conversation, Giper came to learn many things about the young man. Secret disquiets and torments. Freakish fetishes. Frightening obsessions. And outlandish delusions.

All this appealed to Giper's love of eccentricity. He knew the boy was disturbed. But he did not realise quite how much Seb had aberrated from the norm. A mistake. A BIG mistake.

In the next episode: True Confessions

Suicide Watch

Top 10 Common Methods of Suicide

As originally posted at listverse.com

The unfortunate and depressing issue of suicide has become a staggering piece of harsh reality in today's world. In the US, ranking 46th in the world of rates per capita, we experience 11,000 self-inflicted deaths per year, and the UK: 7,000. This has become a serious issue for many countries whether the factors be family issues, health issues, money problems, or relationship failures. The ways in which people decide to shuffle this mortal coil are numerous and varying. Ten of the most often seen are as follows.

10. Drowning

How it's Done: Maybe a relationship tremor has caused you to rethink your life here on the planet, and the weight of it all has made you decide to drown yourself. Sometimes, driving or even convincing yourself to walk into a large body or water will do it, otherwise many perish in as little water as a slightly-filled bathtub.

Results From Failure: Oxygen deprivation can cause severe and permanent brain damage.

9. Electric Shock

How it's Done: Sometimes the thought of continuing to live in a world inundated with problems and insurmountable issues results on one wanting to die by electric shock. Something as simple as jamming a utensil in a wall outlet, to the more notable dunking an appliance in an occupied bathtub, can result in death by electric shock.

Results From Failure: Deep burns from 500-1000 volts, ventricular fibrillation at 110-220 volts, and severe neurological damage.

8. Exsanguination

How it's Done: Frequently the most obvious way to rapidly harm one's self yet pass on relatively slowly, is to slit the wrists or the carotid, radial, ulnar, or femoral artery. Using a sharp implement is the easiest way to go. Razors or knives are popular. Contrary to popular belief, the effective method for this is not to cross the wrist, but to draw the blade up the forearm (as is evident in the photograph above). This is the same way Japanese perform Jigai (women) and Seppuku (men), although their's is often for more spiritual purposes.

Results From Failure: Extreme loss of blood causing the heart to dramatically slow eventually depriving the brain of oxygen. Also, most often, deep scars and tissue damage.

7. Jumping

How it's Done: Pondering the emptiness in one's life can be a painful experience. Yet, when it all seems so overwhelming, you might decide to plummet from a significant height to your own death. Leaping from a building to the pavement below is quite lethal, and popular. However, romantics may choose to use a cliff over jagged rocks. Or bridges.

Results From Failure: Shattered femurs from impacting with water up to severe bodily harm from impacting with any solid surface.

6. Suffocation

How it's Done: You've decided that your life is in disarray and you can no longer stand the pressure. One way to end it all is to encase your head in a plastic bag and asphyxiate yourself. Or, if you're really ready to go, nitrogen or helium directly inhaled is useful.

Results From Failure: Turning back at the last minute before passing out can result in serious and long-lasting to permanent brain damage.

5. Carbon Monoxide Inhalation

How it's Done: It's all so difficult and the full weight of the world is seemingly square upon your shoulders. You've decided to go to the great beyond and you are going to lock yourself in a car, in a closed garage with the engine running and go to sleep. Or, if you have any appliance that puts of CO, that'll do.

Results From Failure: CO molecules irreversibly attach themselves to human hemoglobin and the result is often fatal even if one backs out.

4. Poisoning

How it's Done: Romeo and Juliet had it down when, once seeing the other presumably dead, the other fatally poisons himself. Taking a substance internally not meant to be done so can be considered poisoning: cleaners, industrial fluids, diazepam, cyanide, and the like.

Results From Failure: The toxic levels of poison required to kill one's self are generally non-reversible. However, hospital staff can attempt it and often make one vomit or something similar. Lasting effects can include internal organ damage

3. Hanging

How it's Done: It's all over. Nothing in life seems to make it worth living any more. You can acquire a length of rope and construct yourself a noose, which is, by the way, considered a deadly weapon if tied correctly. Once built, wrap one end securely around something high: a rafter or a ceiling fan, and leap, head fastened within the loop, from a chair. Or, if you're short of rope, anything strong enough to support your weight from your neck can be employed.

Results From Failure: Brain damage from lack of oxygen, Often, failure to actually break your own neck may only yield strangulation and you can be saved, but damaged. Also, permanent rope burns or implement scarring can occur.

2. Drug / Alcohol Overdose

How it's Done: The pressure and stress of daily routines has beaten you down for the final time. Within your medicine cabinet lies the answer to your extermination: prescription and over-the-counter meds. A huge mouthful can do you right in. Or, to speed along the process, couple your target pills with a few swigs of alcohol. Many of our favorite musicians have chosen this route. Even alcohol alone, in extreme excess can kill you.

Results From Failure: Severe to permanent organ failure if successful removal isn't achieved, as well as impaired judgment. Often, clinical assistance is necessary if attempt is repeated.

1. Gun Shot

How it's Done: One of the most often achieved forms of suicide is by gun shot. Generally a head shot is desired since its results are 99 percent effective, however a chest shot can be equally as devastating.

Results From Failure: Sometimes the blast isn't enough to kill. In this case, severe to permanent bodily damage can occur as well as blood loss, organ and tissue damage, and brain damage.

Support

Suicide is never a solution. There is no problem so great that it can not be resolved with time and care. This list is meant not as an instruction guide, but a description of the most common forms of suicide. The following is a list of sites you can visit to get help if you are feeling beyond help. Please remember, no matter how bad things get, someone, somewhere is able to listen to you and help you through.

Suicide Awareness Voices of Education
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
The Samaritans UK