Showing posts with label Seb's Corner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Seb's Corner. Show all posts
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Saturday, August 29, 2009
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Seb's Corner - Prologue
Once upon a time a quirky little 29 y/o virgin called Seb befriended an older guy who lived by the sea with his family.
Every so often the young man would drive for an hour from the city to a small coastal village to visit the older guy, his wife, and two young children.
The old guy, Giper, was not too sure why the young man made such a constant and regular effort to visit him. He knew that Seb was a profoundly troubled soul. He knew that Seb was lonely, reclusive and fearful of the world. He speculated to himself: "either the young man feels comfortable and safe in our cosy family environment, or ... he wants to fuck my wife". If the former, the poor lad is most welcome. If the latter, well, **** censored ****.
So, Giper did not discourage Seb's frequent pilgrimages to the village. It was an interesting diversion, watching psychopathology in real time. And, besides, Seb always brought choccies and snax and creepy tales about mutual acquaintances back in the city.
Over a period of two years, through observation and casual conversation, Giper came to learn many things about the young man. Secret disquiets and torments. Freakish fetishes. Frightening obsessions. And outlandish delusions.
All this appealed to Giper's love of eccentricity. He knew the boy was disturbed. But he did not realise quite how much Seb had aberrated from the norm. A mistake. A BIG mistake.
In the next episode: True Confessions
Every so often the young man would drive for an hour from the city to a small coastal village to visit the older guy, his wife, and two young children.
The old guy, Giper, was not too sure why the young man made such a constant and regular effort to visit him. He knew that Seb was a profoundly troubled soul. He knew that Seb was lonely, reclusive and fearful of the world. He speculated to himself: "either the young man feels comfortable and safe in our cosy family environment, or ... he wants to fuck my wife". If the former, the poor lad is most welcome. If the latter, well, **** censored ****.
So, Giper did not discourage Seb's frequent pilgrimages to the village. It was an interesting diversion, watching psychopathology in real time. And, besides, Seb always brought choccies and snax and creepy tales about mutual acquaintances back in the city.
Over a period of two years, through observation and casual conversation, Giper came to learn many things about the young man. Secret disquiets and torments. Freakish fetishes. Frightening obsessions. And outlandish delusions.
All this appealed to Giper's love of eccentricity. He knew the boy was disturbed. But he did not realise quite how much Seb had aberrated from the norm. A mistake. A BIG mistake.
In the next episode: True Confessions
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Seb's Corner - African Blessings
There are many disadvantages to living in Africa.
Too mention a few: crime, wonga currency, idiot bureaucrats, degenerate health care, XDR-TB, racism, and so on.
But there are also a few advantages. For the last two days my kids have been swimming in the river. This would not otherwise count as remarkable if it were not for the fact it is the middle of winter. Sure, the water was cold and they squealed a bit. But the sun was shining and they spent an hour or so splashing around.
To this wintry sunny warmth we add wide open spaces,completely dysfunctional law enforcement, and voila! we have an African Blessing that American and Canadian toke growers would hand over their last baggy for.
Check out this guy - he's practicing horticulture inside his roof where the geyser is! Is that for the warmth or because he thinks the cops won't look there? How can you live your life like this, dude?
Get outta your shit hole and come to Africa!
Too mention a few: crime, wonga currency, idiot bureaucrats, degenerate health care, XDR-TB, racism, and so on.
But there are also a few advantages. For the last two days my kids have been swimming in the river. This would not otherwise count as remarkable if it were not for the fact it is the middle of winter. Sure, the water was cold and they squealed a bit. But the sun was shining and they spent an hour or so splashing around.
To this wintry sunny warmth we add wide open spaces,completely dysfunctional law enforcement, and voila! we have an African Blessing that American and Canadian toke growers would hand over their last baggy for.
Check out this guy - he's practicing horticulture inside his roof where the geyser is! Is that for the warmth or because he thinks the cops won't look there? How can you live your life like this, dude?
Get outta your shit hole and come to Africa!
Seb's Corner - cry for help from loyal reader
From marijuana.com forums
Please I need major help, my parents are having me take a urine test and if I fail they will be crushed.. Anyways the testing day will be 4 days after my last toke up, where i smoked 2 bowls with three people. Im 5'8, weigh 128 lbs, pretty fast metabolism. Ive been drinking aloot of water lately, and am starting to work out more often. Any additional tips will be greatly appreciated, thank you guys in advance. So do you guys think I'll be able to pass?
Now im not too familiar with drug tests, but what were to happen if I diluted the cup by by adding additional water from the sink?
Please I need major help, my parents are having me take a urine test and if I fail they will be crushed.. Anyways the testing day will be 4 days after my last toke up, where i smoked 2 bowls with three people. Im 5'8, weigh 128 lbs, pretty fast metabolism. Ive been drinking aloot of water lately, and am starting to work out more often. Any additional tips will be greatly appreciated, thank you guys in advance. So do you guys think I'll be able to pass?
Now im not too familiar with drug tests, but what were to happen if I diluted the cup by by adding additional water from the sink?
Friday, June 26, 2009
Seb's Corner - RU 'n EMO?
Emo boys are melancholic sexually ambivalent adolescents who have bought into a subculture where immaculately pierced and coiffed adherents of the male gender are prone to erotic kissing of one another.Basically, emo means bisexual, self-mutilating depressive. Emo girls get real excited when emo boys kiss each other.
My friend Seb can't be an emo. He is no longer an adolescent and I have never seen him kissing another boy. Also girls don't seem to get excited around him.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Seb's Corner - coming soon
A sordidly fascinating tale of ripoff Russian sluts, psychoactives, dangerous arthropods, mind control, fraud, murder and other mayhem ... in the sleepy village of Pringle Bay, South Africa, - coming soon to Pierre's Other Blog.
"Weird" doesn't begin to describe it. Keep checking the blog for regular updates on this famously fuck-witted farce.
"Weird" doesn't begin to describe it. Keep checking the blog for regular updates on this famously fuck-witted farce.
Dramatis Personae
O little town of Pringle Bay, how still we see thee lie ...
Me - extruding ectoplasm from my throat chakra in a desperate attempt to materialise money to pay for my wife's business.
Seb - erasing painful memories of the dark side.
Seb's Russian slut Elena (actual photo), with whom he fell in love (letters on file), on the basis of a fake photo (now removed) which was posted on Global Ladies.com. She dumped him for an Ozzie.
My Russian chick, Tatiana, from Hermanus, who fell in love with me on the basis of a photo posted on e-spliff.com. My wife said I wasn't allowed to go to Hermanus no more. So I didn't.
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