Now this is REAL art!
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Prank call on Valentine's Day goes insane!!!
The plot ...
1. Wife calls radio station to win concert tickets in On Air competition.
2. To win the tickets, she has to call her husband at work and tell him that their 9 year old son is not his.
3. Husband gets so pissed off about this he .... listen here
4. omg wtf!!
1. Wife calls radio station to win concert tickets in On Air competition.
2. To win the tickets, she has to call her husband at work and tell him that their 9 year old son is not his.
3. Husband gets so pissed off about this he .... listen here
4. omg wtf!!
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Oh no! This is just too weird, even for me!
Investigative Australian Reporter Jane Burgermeister has filed a 173 page complaint with the FBI. Download the full complaint document here. (It's in Word).
The headlines of the complaint are as follows:
I. Introduction: Summary of Claims
II. Factual Background
III. Evidence the "swine flu" vaccines are bioweapons
IV. Scientific evidence the "swine flu" virus is an artificial (genetically engineered) virus.
V. Scientific evidence the "swine flu" was bioengineered to resemble the Spanish flu killer virus of 1918.
VI. Genome sequence of the "swine flu"
VII. Evidence as to deliberate release of the "swine flu" virus in Mexico
VIII. Evidence as to the involvement of President Obama
IX. Evidence as to the role of Baxter and WHO in producing and releasing pandemic virus material in Austria.
X. Evidence Baxter is an element in a covert bioweapons network.
XI. Evidence Baxter has deliberately contamined drugs.
XII. Evidence Novartis is using vaccines as bioweapons.
XIII. Evidence as to the WHO's role in the bioweapons program: supplier of the bird flu virus to Baxter
XIV. Evidence as to WHO's manipulation of disease data in order to justify declaring a Pandemic Level 6 in order to seize control of the USA.
XV. Evidence as to FDA's role in covering up the bioweapons program
XVI. Evidence as to the Canada's National Microbiology Labs role in the bioweapons program
XVI. Evidence of the involvement of scientists working for the UK's NIBSC, and the CDC in engineering the swine flu.
XVII. Evidence vaccinations caused the Spanish killer flu of 1918.
XVIII. Precedents: the abandoned swine flu mass vaccination program of 1976
XIX. Inadequate performance of the government in stopping the spread of the swine flu as cover for spreading a pandemic
XX. Evidence as to manipulation of the legal framework to allow mass murder with impunity
XXII. Constitutional issues: the legality v. Illegality of jeopardising the Life, health and "public good" by mass vaccinations
XXI. The Issue of immunity and compensation as evidence of intent to commit a crime
XXII. Evidence as to the use of chemtrails for population reduction
XXIII. Evidence as to the existence of an international corporate crime syndicate
XXIV. Evidence as to the existence of the "Illuminati"
XXV. Evidence of the Illuminati's involvement in the current collapse of the world's financial system
XXVI. Evidence as to the depopulation agenda of the Illuminati/Bilderbergs and their involvement in the engineering and release of the artificial "swine flu" virus
XXVII. Evidence as to the Genocide Agenda by means of Weaponised Flu being discussed at the annual Bilderberg meeting in Athens from May 14-17, 2009
XXXVIII. Conclusion
XXIX. Defendants
XXX. Attachments
- Criminal Charges filed against Baxter and WHO i.a. in Austria
- Criminal Charges filed against Baxter and WHO i.a. in Switzerland
- Parliamentary answers to the Baxter incident
- Excerpt: Biological Weapons Anti-Terrorism Act of 1989
Seb's Corner - African Blessings
There are many disadvantages to living in Africa.
Too mention a few: crime, wonga currency, idiot bureaucrats, degenerate health care, XDR-TB, racism, and so on.
But there are also a few advantages. For the last two days my kids have been swimming in the river. This would not otherwise count as remarkable if it were not for the fact it is the middle of winter. Sure, the water was cold and they squealed a bit. But the sun was shining and they spent an hour or so splashing around.
To this wintry sunny warmth we add wide open spaces,completely dysfunctional law enforcement, and voila! we have an African Blessing that American and Canadian toke growers would hand over their last baggy for.
Check out this guy - he's practicing horticulture inside his roof where the geyser is! Is that for the warmth or because he thinks the cops won't look there? How can you live your life like this, dude?
Get outta your shit hole and come to Africa!
Too mention a few: crime, wonga currency, idiot bureaucrats, degenerate health care, XDR-TB, racism, and so on.
But there are also a few advantages. For the last two days my kids have been swimming in the river. This would not otherwise count as remarkable if it were not for the fact it is the middle of winter. Sure, the water was cold and they squealed a bit. But the sun was shining and they spent an hour or so splashing around.
To this wintry sunny warmth we add wide open spaces,completely dysfunctional law enforcement, and voila! we have an African Blessing that American and Canadian toke growers would hand over their last baggy for.
Check out this guy - he's practicing horticulture inside his roof where the geyser is! Is that for the warmth or because he thinks the cops won't look there? How can you live your life like this, dude?
Get outta your shit hole and come to Africa!
Seb's Corner - cry for help from loyal reader
From marijuana.com forums
Please I need major help, my parents are having me take a urine test and if I fail they will be crushed.. Anyways the testing day will be 4 days after my last toke up, where i smoked 2 bowls with three people. Im 5'8, weigh 128 lbs, pretty fast metabolism. Ive been drinking aloot of water lately, and am starting to work out more often. Any additional tips will be greatly appreciated, thank you guys in advance. So do you guys think I'll be able to pass?
Now im not too familiar with drug tests, but what were to happen if I diluted the cup by by adding additional water from the sink?
Please I need major help, my parents are having me take a urine test and if I fail they will be crushed.. Anyways the testing day will be 4 days after my last toke up, where i smoked 2 bowls with three people. Im 5'8, weigh 128 lbs, pretty fast metabolism. Ive been drinking aloot of water lately, and am starting to work out more often. Any additional tips will be greatly appreciated, thank you guys in advance. So do you guys think I'll be able to pass?
Now im not too familiar with drug tests, but what were to happen if I diluted the cup by by adding additional water from the sink?
Democracy in CA - the weed vote
FACT: There are 38 million people in California.
FACT: Approximately 26 million are of voting age.
FACT: Approximately 8 million of those regularly or occasionally smoke weed.
FACT: Therefore, approximately 31% of voters regularly or occasionally smoke weed.
FACT: The CA Department of Health Services (DHS) has issued a mere 60,000 Medical Marijuana ID cards.
FACT: If even ONE HALF of the people who smoke weed were registered with the Department of Health Services, they would constitute a top 5 voting block in the entire state. As a result, every politician from either side of the aisle would be TRIPPING ALL OVER THEMSELVES FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO SUCK YOUR COCKS.
FACT: I personally know 150 to 200 people with DHS cards. None has ever been contacted by law enforcement. None. Ever. Do not buy into the paranoid stoner myth that LE is farming the DHS records for evil weed tokers and fanning out across the land to sweep them up and throw them in cages.
FACT: The path to complete legalization of marijuana is within your grasp and the system, the State of CA, is holding out the key just waiting for you to grab it.
FACT: DHS cards are easily available to any CA citizen 18 years or older with a pulse. Doctor approvals from fully licensed and legitimate doctors are available, usually on a walk-in basis, to anyone with around $100 who meets the above criteria. Those approvals can then be taken to your local county Health Department, and for an additional fee of $150 or so they will verify your Doctor Approval with a phone call and then instruct the CA DHS to issue you a MM ID card.
FACT: The CA Attorney General issued Medical Marijuana Guidelines for CA State Law Enforcement Agencies in August of ’08. Those guidelines require all LE to be much more lenient with DHS card holders then they are with non-card holders, i.e., doc approval only holders. Please refer to the following link, page 6 paragraph 4, and page 7 paragraph 5.
http://ag.ca.gov/cms_attachments/press/pdfs/n1601_medicalmarijuanaguidelines.pdf
FACT: It is in your INDIVIDUAL and COLLECTIVE benefit to be a CA DHS registered Medical Marijuana ID Card holder. That is UNLESS you are either PARANOID or making money exploiting the current status quo.
FACT: Many thousands of FORTUNES depend on maintaining the current status quo. Anyone who currently grows to sell, sells, dispensaries, middlemen, lawyers, doctors, equipment suppliers, etc., etc., etc., we ALL owe our fortunes to MAINTAINING THE STATUS QUO. We all know very well that complete legalization would immediately cause supply to skyrocket and prices to plummet from the sky like a falling Volcano Vaporizer.
FACT: Even though the path to complete legalization of marijuana is so clearly defined, people will continue to find a thousand ways to fuck it up, thus ensuring a secure and prosperous future for those in the business. And IT IS a business. Don’t delude yourselves.
FACT: Approximately 26 million are of voting age.
FACT: Approximately 8 million of those regularly or occasionally smoke weed.
FACT: Therefore, approximately 31% of voters regularly or occasionally smoke weed.
FACT: The CA Department of Health Services (DHS) has issued a mere 60,000 Medical Marijuana ID cards.
FACT: If even ONE HALF of the people who smoke weed were registered with the Department of Health Services, they would constitute a top 5 voting block in the entire state. As a result, every politician from either side of the aisle would be TRIPPING ALL OVER THEMSELVES FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO SUCK YOUR COCKS.
FACT: I personally know 150 to 200 people with DHS cards. None has ever been contacted by law enforcement. None. Ever. Do not buy into the paranoid stoner myth that LE is farming the DHS records for evil weed tokers and fanning out across the land to sweep them up and throw them in cages.
FACT: The path to complete legalization of marijuana is within your grasp and the system, the State of CA, is holding out the key just waiting for you to grab it.
FACT: DHS cards are easily available to any CA citizen 18 years or older with a pulse. Doctor approvals from fully licensed and legitimate doctors are available, usually on a walk-in basis, to anyone with around $100 who meets the above criteria. Those approvals can then be taken to your local county Health Department, and for an additional fee of $150 or so they will verify your Doctor Approval with a phone call and then instruct the CA DHS to issue you a MM ID card.
FACT: The CA Attorney General issued Medical Marijuana Guidelines for CA State Law Enforcement Agencies in August of ’08. Those guidelines require all LE to be much more lenient with DHS card holders then they are with non-card holders, i.e., doc approval only holders. Please refer to the following link, page 6 paragraph 4, and page 7 paragraph 5.
http://ag.ca.gov/cms_attachments/press/pdfs/n1601_medicalmarijuanaguidelines.pdf
FACT: It is in your INDIVIDUAL and COLLECTIVE benefit to be a CA DHS registered Medical Marijuana ID Card holder. That is UNLESS you are either PARANOID or making money exploiting the current status quo.
FACT: Many thousands of FORTUNES depend on maintaining the current status quo. Anyone who currently grows to sell, sells, dispensaries, middlemen, lawyers, doctors, equipment suppliers, etc., etc., etc., we ALL owe our fortunes to MAINTAINING THE STATUS QUO. We all know very well that complete legalization would immediately cause supply to skyrocket and prices to plummet from the sky like a falling Volcano Vaporizer.
FACT: Even though the path to complete legalization of marijuana is so clearly defined, people will continue to find a thousand ways to fuck it up, thus ensuring a secure and prosperous future for those in the business. And IT IS a business. Don’t delude yourselves.
The original Camel Man was a doctor?!!
The copy reads as follows:
He is one of the busiest men in town. While his door may say Office Hours 2 to 4, he's actually on call 24 hours a day.
The doctor is a scientist, a diplomat, and a friendly sympathetic human being all in one, no matter how long and hard his schedule.
According to a recent nationwide survey: More Doctors smoke camels than any other cigarette
Doctors in every branch of medicine - 113,597 in all - were queried in this nationwide study of cigarette preference. Three leading research organisations made the survey.
The gist of the query was - What cigarette do you smoke, Doctor?
The brand named most was Camel! The rich, full flavour and cool mildness of Camel's superb blend of costlier tobaccos seem to have the same appeal to the smoking tastes of doctors as to millions of other smokers. If you are a camel smoker, this preference among doctors will hardly surprise you. If you're not - well, try Camels now.
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