Creativity as it is practiced in rogue terrorist state.

Now this is REAL art!

Prank call on Valentine's Day goes insane!!!

The plot ...

1. Wife calls radio station to win concert tickets in On Air competition.

2. To win the tickets, she has to call her husband at work and tell him that their 9 year old son is not his.

3. Husband gets so pissed off about this he .... listen here

4. omg wtf!!

Oh no! This is just too weird, even for me!

Investigative Australian Reporter Jane Burgermeister has filed a 173 page complaint with the FBI. Download the full complaint document here. (It's in Word).

The headlines of the complaint are as follows:

I. Introduction: Summary of Claims

II. Factual Background

III. Evidence the "swine flu" vaccines are bioweapons

IV. Scientific evidence the "swine flu" virus is an artificial (genetically engineered) virus.

V. Scientific evidence the "swine flu" was bioengineered to resemble the Spanish flu killer virus of 1918.

VI. Genome sequence of the "swine flu"

VII. Evidence as to deliberate release of the "swine flu" virus in Mexico

VIII. Evidence as to the involvement of President Obama

IX. Evidence as to the role of Baxter and WHO in producing and releasing pandemic virus material in Austria.

X. Evidence Baxter is an element in a covert bioweapons network.

XI. Evidence Baxter has deliberately contamined drugs.

XII. Evidence Novartis is using vaccines as bioweapons.

XIII. Evidence as to the WHO's role in the bioweapons program: supplier of the bird flu virus to Baxter

XIV. Evidence as to WHO's manipulation of disease data in order to justify declaring a Pandemic Level 6 in order to seize control of the USA.

XV. Evidence as to FDA's role in covering up the bioweapons program

XVI. Evidence as to the Canada's National Microbiology Labs role in the bioweapons program

XVI. Evidence of the involvement of scientists working for the UK's NIBSC, and the CDC in engineering the swine flu.

XVII. Evidence vaccinations caused the Spanish killer flu of 1918.

XVIII. Precedents: the abandoned swine flu mass vaccination program of 1976

XIX. Inadequate performance of the government in stopping the spread of the swine flu as cover for spreading a pandemic

XX. Evidence as to manipulation of the legal framework to allow mass murder with impunity

XXII. Constitutional issues: the legality v. Illegality of jeopardising the Life, health and "public good" by mass vaccinations

XXI. The Issue of immunity and compensation as evidence of intent to commit a crime

XXII. Evidence as to the use of chemtrails for population reduction


XXIII. Evidence as to the existence of an international corporate crime syndicate

XXIV. Evidence as to the existence of the "Illuminati"

XXV. Evidence of the Illuminati's involvement in the current collapse of the world's financial system

XXVI. Evidence as to the depopulation agenda of the Illuminati/Bilderbergs and their involvement in the engineering and release of the artificial "swine flu" virus

XXVII. Evidence as to the Genocide Agenda by means of Weaponised Flu being discussed at the annual Bilderberg meeting in Athens from May 14-17, 2009

XXXVIII. Conclusion

XXIX. Defendants

XXX. Attachments

- Criminal Charges filed against Baxter and WHO i.a. in Austria
- Criminal Charges filed against Baxter and WHO i.a. in Switzerland
- Parliamentary answers to the Baxter incident
- Excerpt: Biological Weapons Anti-Terrorism Act of 1989

Seb's Corner - African Blessings

There are many disadvantages to living in Africa.

Too mention a few: crime, wonga currency, idiot bureaucrats, degenerate health care, XDR-TB, racism, and so on.

But there are also a few advantages. For the last two days my kids have been swimming in the river. This would not otherwise count as remarkable if it were not for the fact it is the middle of winter. Sure, the water was cold and they squealed a bit. But the sun was shining and they spent an hour or so splashing around.

To this wintry sunny warmth we add wide open spaces,completely dysfunctional law enforcement, and voila! we have an African Blessing that American and Canadian toke growers would hand over their last baggy for.

Check out this guy - he's practicing horticulture inside his roof where the geyser is! Is that for the warmth or because he thinks the cops won't look there? How can you live your life like this, dude?

Get outta your shit hole and come to Africa!

Seb's Corner - cry for help from loyal reader

From marijuana.com forums



Please I need major help, my parents are having me take a urine test and if I fail they will be crushed.. Anyways the testing day will be 4 days after my last toke up, where i smoked 2 bowls with three people. Im 5'8, weigh 128 lbs, pretty fast metabolism. Ive been drinking aloot of water lately, and am starting to work out more often. Any additional tips will be greatly appreciated, thank you guys in advance. So do you guys think I'll be able to pass?

Now im not too familiar with drug tests, but what were to happen if I diluted the cup by by adding additional water from the sink?

Democracy in CA - the weed vote

FACT: There are 38 million people in California.

FACT: Approximately 26 million are of voting age.

FACT: Approximately 8 million of those regularly or occasionally smoke weed.

FACT: Therefore, approximately 31% of voters regularly or occasionally smoke weed.

FACT: The CA Department of Health Services (DHS) has issued a mere 60,000 Medical Marijuana ID cards.

FACT: If even ONE HALF of the people who smoke weed were registered with the Department of Health Services, they would constitute a top 5 voting block in the entire state. As a result, every politician from either side of the aisle would be TRIPPING ALL OVER THEMSELVES FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO SUCK YOUR COCKS.

FACT: I personally know 150 to 200 people with DHS cards. None has ever been contacted by law enforcement. None. Ever. Do not buy into the paranoid stoner myth that LE is farming the DHS records for evil weed tokers and fanning out across the land to sweep them up and throw them in cages.

FACT: The path to complete legalization of marijuana is within your grasp and the system, the State of CA, is holding out the key just waiting for you to grab it.

FACT: DHS cards are easily available to any CA citizen 18 years or older with a pulse. Doctor approvals from fully licensed and legitimate doctors are available, usually on a walk-in basis, to anyone with around $100 who meets the above criteria. Those approvals can then be taken to your local county Health Department, and for an additional fee of $150 or so they will verify your Doctor Approval with a phone call and then instruct the CA DHS to issue you a MM ID card.

FACT: The CA Attorney General issued Medical Marijuana Guidelines for CA State Law Enforcement Agencies in August of ’08. Those guidelines require all LE to be much more lenient with DHS card holders then they are with non-card holders, i.e., doc approval only holders. Please refer to the following link, page 6 paragraph 4, and page 7 paragraph 5.

http://ag.ca.gov/cms_attachments/press/pdfs/n1601_medicalmarijuanaguidelines.pdf

FACT: It is in your INDIVIDUAL and COLLECTIVE benefit to be a CA DHS registered Medical Marijuana ID Card holder. That is UNLESS you are either PARANOID or making money exploiting the current status quo.

FACT: Many thousands of FORTUNES depend on maintaining the current status quo. Anyone who currently grows to sell, sells, dispensaries, middlemen, lawyers, doctors, equipment suppliers, etc., etc., etc., we ALL owe our fortunes to MAINTAINING THE STATUS QUO. We all know very well that complete legalization would immediately cause supply to skyrocket and prices to plummet from the sky like a falling Volcano Vaporizer.

FACT: Even though the path to complete legalization of marijuana is so clearly defined, people will continue to find a thousand ways to fuck it up, thus ensuring a secure and prosperous future for those in the business. And IT IS a business. Don’t delude yourselves.

The original Camel Man was a doctor?!!

The copy reads as follows:

He is one of the busiest men in town. While his door may say Office Hours 2 to 4, he's actually on call 24 hours a day.

The doctor is a scientist, a diplomat, and a friendly sympathetic human being all in one, no matter how long and hard his schedule.

According to a recent nationwide survey: More Doctors smoke camels than any other cigarette

Doctors in every branch of medicine - 113,597 in all - were queried in this nationwide study of cigarette preference. Three leading research organisations made the survey.

The gist of the query was - What cigarette do you smoke, Doctor?

The brand named most was Camel! The rich, full flavour and cool mildness of Camel's superb blend of costlier tobaccos seem to have the same appeal to the smoking tastes of doctors as to millions of other smokers. If you are a camel smoker, this preference among doctors will hardly surprise you. If you're not - well, try Camels now.

Seb's Corner - RU 'n EMO?

Emo boys are melancholic sexually ambivalent adolescents who have bought into a subculture where immaculately pierced and coiffed adherents of the male gender are prone to erotic kissing of one another.

Basically, emo means bisexual, self-mutilating depressive. Emo girls get real excited when emo boys kiss each other.

My friend Seb can't be an emo. He is no longer an adolescent and I have never seen him kissing another boy. Also girls don't seem to get excited around him.

No, you're not still high!

The green & blue spirals are actually the same colour! See lostateminor for original.

Young Crusaders

Empire builders training in "enhanced interrogation" techniques.

Genocide & Torture - the boss made me do it

"People do not spontaneously engage in gratuitous counter-evolutionary destruction of their own species. There is always a free pass for genocide, granted by the ruling classes to citizens on the ground."
Reg Corleonis, 2008

Dr Milgram was a very clever man.

In the early 60's he proved that we're all capable of genocide. This is how ...

Milgram got white-coated lab scientists to instruct experimental subjects to administer painful and sometimes fatal electric shocks to ordinary people, who were paid to act as if they were in pain or on the brink of death. (ie. they weren't really experiencing the shocks, just pretending to.)

Even though the experimental subjects knew they were hurting people, and in some cases understood that their "victims" were close to death, they continued to administer the shocks at ever-increasing voltages. Some of them felt uncomfortable about doing it. But the guy in the white coat said it was ok. So they carried on regardless.

Milgram's results prove that when human beings operate within an authoritative matrix which sanctions torture and death, they suspend their innate sense of compassion and empathy in favour of discharging their civic duty. If the moral environment legitimises and demands genocide, for example, people very easily controvert their own consciences in order to perpetrate these abuses.

While they may not feel good about it, they would rather conform to the prevailing authority, which in Milgram's case was the white-coated lab technician directing the experiment and instructing them to administer the shocks.

The 20th-century may go down in history books as a period of technological innovation and space travel that revolutionized the way people live. In the history book I am writing for my children, the 20th-century is headlined "Century of Genocide", which has revolutionised the way people die.

Starting with the Armenian genocide sanctioned, encouraged, and perpetrated by the Young Turks, by some accounts as many as 1.5 million Armenian Christians died between 1915 and 1916. Joseph Stalin developed a new technique: genocide by deliberately induced famine, which ostensibly caused the deaths of over 10 million Ukrainians in the 1930s. We move on to the Nazi Holocaust of the 1940s which targeted Jews, gypsies and homosexuals, inter alia. Then there were the millions of people genocided at the hands of the Khmer Rouge in Cambodia in the 1970s. The Rwandan genocide of the 1990s where half a million souls gave up their lives in a brief yet intense orgy of inter-tribal factionalism. I am sure I have missed a few.

In all the above cases, without exception, the behaviours demonstrated so tangibly by Dr Milgram were responsible for these tragedies. When the common folk buy into the philosophies of persecution and death touted by senior members of their communities and societies, genocide happens.

Tthe genocidal habits of the previous 100 years continue to manifest with vigour. The ongoing Darfuri genocide perpetuated by sophisticated Sudanese Arab plutocrats against tribal Africans in the west is heading for half a million victims, although accurate figures are difficult to come by. The Iraqi genocide courtesy Washington-style liberation must be just about crossing the 1 million mark – the full extent of this travesty has been concealed by a well-oiled spin apparatus.

Genocide just keeps on going.

Milgram’s experiment and the behaviours it identified are just as pertinent as they ever were. The question is, why? Why do people descend into the abyss simply because authority figures redefine the norms?

Is there a way out of this? What is the way out? I have a few social theories which I will be posting to Pierre's Other Blog in due course. Maybe, we can find an answer to this.

The Fortunate Dr Bicknell

If Dr Bicknell (man standing in photo - click to enlarge) appears somewhat pleased with himself, that is because he is ... very!

The reason for the self-satisfied smirk is his marriage to Mrs Myrtle Bicknell nee Corbin, the only woman known to have sported dual pelvises with two separate fully functional vaginas. Dr Bicknell had at his disposal a permanent, built-in menage a trois (minus the top half of number trois).

Myrtle bore five children to Dr Bicknell, 3 from the right and 2 from the left. She definitely preferred the one side to the other during sex. So when Dr Bicknell confided to his mates at the pub that he was feeling a right c**t, he really, truly meant it.

Myrtle used to make $450 a week flashing her wares at freakshows. In today's debased fiat currency that works out to an income of $72,000 per month. Not too shabby and a whole bundle of further reasons for Dr Bicknell to redouble his efforts at keeping Myrtle happy.

There are those who may wonder what attracted Dr Bicknell to Myrtle in the first place. I am not one of them.

For more information (and pics) on the amazing Myrtle and lucky Dr Bicknell try here and here.

Seb's Corner - coming soon

A sordidly fascinating tale of ripoff Russian sluts, psychoactives, dangerous arthropods, mind control, fraud, murder and other mayhem ... in the sleepy village of Pringle Bay, South Africa, - coming soon to Pierre's Other Blog.

"Weird" doesn't begin to describe it. Keep checking the blog for regular updates on this famously fuck-witted farce.

Dramatis Personae

O little town of Pringle Bay, how still we see thee lie ...

Me - extruding ectoplasm from my throat chakra in a desperate attempt to materialise money to pay for my wife's business.

Seb - erasing painful memories of the dark side.

Seb's Russian slut Elena (actual photo), with whom he fell in love (letters on file), on the basis of a fake photo (now removed) which was posted on Global Ladies.com. She dumped him for an Ozzie.

My Russian chick, Tatiana, from Hermanus, who fell in love with me on the basis of a photo posted on e-spliff.com. My wife said I wasn't allowed to go to Hermanus no more. So I didn't.

Look what happens when you f**k with The Empire

Check out the Kurt Sonnenfeld interview on voltairenet

Wouldn't give long odds on this guy living and breathing for much longer.

A true American patriot and hero.

Empire Stats

Between 1898 and 1934,
the Marines invaded Cuba 4 times,
Nicaragua 5 times,
Honduras 7 times,
the Dominican Republic 4 times,
Haiti twice,
Guatemala once,
Panama twice,
Mexico 3 times and
Columbia 4 times.

Washington has intervened militarily in foreign countries more than 200 times.

"The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Westerners often forget this fact, non-Westerners never do." Samuel P. Huntington