If Dr Bicknell (man standing in photo - click to enlarge) appears somewhat pleased with himself, that is because he is ... very!The reason for the self-satisfied smirk is his marriage to Mrs Myrtle Bicknell nee Corbin, the only woman known to have sported dual pelvises with two separate fully functional vaginas. Dr Bicknell had at his disposal a permanent, built-in menage a trois (minus the top half of number trois).
Myrtle bore five children to Dr Bicknell, 3 from the right and 2 from the left. She definitely preferred the one side to the other during sex. So when Dr Bicknell confided to his mates at the pub that he was feeling a right c**t, he really, truly meant it.
Myrtle used to make $450 a week flashing her wares at freakshows. In today's debased fiat currency that works out to an income of $72,000 per month. Not too shabby and a whole bundle of further reasons for Dr Bicknell to redouble his efforts at keeping Myrtle happy.
There are those who may wonder what attracted Dr Bicknell to Myrtle in the first place. I am not one of them.
For more information (and pics) on the amazing Myrtle and lucky Dr Bicknell try here and here.
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