Sunday, September 13, 2009
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Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
No More Squealing from a Strange Maccie
When a human being whimsically takes the life of another, he becomes a murderer and is prosecuted by the laws of the land and hopefully removed from society.When a human being whimsically takes the lives of many people, he is labeled "mass murderer" or "serial killer", and where possible society similarly removes him from circulation as a punishment and prophylaxis against further loss of life.
When a human being whimsically snuffs out human life on a grand scale, with perhaps thousands dying all in a days work, his title is not "serial murderer" but "Mr American defense secretary". He is not removed from society for his crimes but further elevated by appointment to presidency of the World Bank, after which he continues his career until a ripe old age, firmly ensconced in the protectively incestuous embrace of the world's power elite.
Robert Strange (I kid you not) McNamara is no more. He died aged 93 a few weeks ago. He "served" as defense secretary in the Kennedy and Johnson administrations and has been hailed (damned) along with Kissinger as the principal architect of the Vietnam war.
As the video below discusses, he was complicit in the Gulf of Tonkin fraud, and then basically bullied and railroaded a most reluctant Lyndon Johnson into the war in 1965.
How many lost, damaged & destroyed souls one can pile up on Strange Maccie's doorstep will never be known precisely. But this bespectacled academic technocrat arrogated to himself the right to play geopolitical games, involving destruction and the spilling of human blood in horrifying measure. The consequences of this evil whimsy have reached far into the future.
Nearly half a century on, Vietnamese mothers continue to birth grotesque foetuses and malformed neonates due to herbicides and defoliants introduced into the environment by the Americans.
Vietnam vet and war correspondent Joe Galloway recounts an amusing and uplifting anecdote about the hated McNamara. The old boy was catching a ferry to Martha's Vineyard. A hippie artist spotted him in the pub and enticed him out onto the deck, whereupon he wrestled the shocked Maccie over the side of the ferry - and almost into the drink if he had not clutched onto the railing. As the incensed hippie artist prized his fingers loose one by one, Maccie's vocal squealing and caterwauling alerted fellow passengers who came to the rescue.
It must have been sweet beyond anything to hear this murderous fuck wailing in mortal fear of his life.
May we all raise our children to be hippie artists, for therein lies the salvation of this world.
Fortunately, as of a few weeks ago, this Strange Maccie can squeal no more.
Robert Strange McNamara, you will never R.I.P.
Friday, July 10, 2009
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Sunday, July 5, 2009
You gotta be kidding me!!!
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Friday, July 3, 2009
Wednesday, July 1, 2009
Seb's Corner - Prologue
Every so often the young man would drive for an hour from the city to a small coastal village to visit the older guy, his wife, and two young children.
The old guy, Giper, was not too sure why the young man made such a constant and regular effort to visit him. He knew that Seb was a profoundly troubled soul. He knew that Seb was lonely, reclusive and fearful of the world. He speculated to himself: "either the young man feels comfortable and safe in our cosy family environment, or ... he wants to fuck my wife". If the former, the poor lad is most welcome. If the latter, well, **** censored ****.
So, Giper did not discourage Seb's frequent pilgrimages to the village. It was an interesting diversion, watching psychopathology in real time. And, besides, Seb always brought choccies and snax and creepy tales about mutual acquaintances back in the city.
Over a period of two years, through observation and casual conversation, Giper came to learn many things about the young man. Secret disquiets and torments. Freakish fetishes. Frightening obsessions. And outlandish delusions.
All this appealed to Giper's love of eccentricity. He knew the boy was disturbed. But he did not realise quite how much Seb had aberrated from the norm. A mistake. A BIG mistake.
In the next episode: True Confessions
Suicide Watch
Top 10 Common Methods of Suicide
As originally posted at listverse.com
The unfortunate and depressing issue of suicide has become a staggering piece of harsh reality in today's world. In the US, ranking 46th in the world of rates per capita, we experience 11,000 self-inflicted deaths per year, and the UK: 7,000. This has become a serious issue for many countries whether the factors be family issues, health issues, money problems, or relationship failures. The ways in which people decide to shuffle this mortal coil are numerous and varying. Ten of the most often seen are as follows.
10. Drowning
How it's Done: Maybe a relationship tremor has caused you to rethink your life here on the planet, and the weight of it all has made you decide to drown yourself. Sometimes, driving or even convincing yourself to walk into a large body or water will do it, otherwise many perish in as little water as a slightly-filled bathtub.
Results From Failure: Oxygen deprivation can cause severe and permanent brain damage.
9. Electric Shock
How it's Done: Sometimes the thought of continuing to live in a world inundated with problems and insurmountable issues results on one wanting to die by electric shock. Something as simple as jamming a utensil in a wall outlet, to the more notable dunking an appliance in an occupied bathtub, can result in death by electric shock.
Results From Failure: Deep burns from 500-1000 volts, ventricular fibrillation at 110-220 volts, and severe neurological damage.
8. Exsanguination
How it's Done: Frequently the most obvious way to rapidly harm one's self yet pass on relatively slowly, is to slit the wrists or the carotid, radial, ulnar, or femoral artery. Using a sharp implement is the easiest way to go. Razors or knives are popular. Contrary to popular belief, the effective method for this is not to cross the wrist, but to draw the blade up the forearm (as is evident in the photograph above). This is the same way Japanese perform Jigai (women) and Seppuku (men), although their's is often for more spiritual purposes.
Results From Failure: Extreme loss of blood causing the heart to dramatically slow eventually depriving the brain of oxygen. Also, most often, deep scars and tissue damage.
7. Jumping
How it's Done: Pondering the emptiness in one's life can be a painful experience. Yet, when it all seems so overwhelming, you might decide to plummet from a significant height to your own death. Leaping from a building to the pavement below is quite lethal, and popular. However, romantics may choose to use a cliff over jagged rocks. Or bridges.
Results From Failure: Shattered femurs from impacting with water up to severe bodily harm from impacting with any solid surface.
6. Suffocation
How it's Done: You've decided that your life is in disarray and you can no longer stand the pressure. One way to end it all is to encase your head in a plastic bag and asphyxiate yourself. Or, if you're really ready to go, nitrogen or helium directly inhaled is useful.
Results From Failure: Turning back at the last minute before passing out can result in serious and long-lasting to permanent brain damage.
5. Carbon Monoxide Inhalation
How it's Done: It's all so difficult and the full weight of the world is seemingly square upon your shoulders. You've decided to go to the great beyond and you are going to lock yourself in a car, in a closed garage with the engine running and go to sleep. Or, if you have any appliance that puts of CO, that'll do.
Results From Failure: CO molecules irreversibly attach themselves to human hemoglobin and the result is often fatal even if one backs out.
4. Poisoning
How it's Done: Romeo and Juliet had it down when, once seeing the other presumably dead, the other fatally poisons himself. Taking a substance internally not meant to be done so can be considered poisoning: cleaners, industrial fluids, diazepam, cyanide, and the like.
Results From Failure: The toxic levels of poison required to kill one's self are generally non-reversible. However, hospital staff can attempt it and often make one vomit or something similar. Lasting effects can include internal organ damage
3. Hanging
How it's Done: It's all over. Nothing in life seems to make it worth living any more. You can acquire a length of rope and construct yourself a noose, which is, by the way, considered a deadly weapon if tied correctly. Once built, wrap one end securely around something high: a rafter or a ceiling fan, and leap, head fastened within the loop, from a chair. Or, if you're short of rope, anything strong enough to support your weight from your neck can be employed.
Results From Failure: Brain damage from lack of oxygen, Often, failure to actually break your own neck may only yield strangulation and you can be saved, but damaged. Also, permanent rope burns or implement scarring can occur.
2. Drug / Alcohol Overdose
How it's Done: The pressure and stress of daily routines has beaten you down for the final time. Within your medicine cabinet lies the answer to your extermination: prescription and over-the-counter meds. A huge mouthful can do you right in. Or, to speed along the process, couple your target pills with a few swigs of alcohol. Many of our favorite musicians have chosen this route. Even alcohol alone, in extreme excess can kill you.
Results From Failure: Severe to permanent organ failure if successful removal isn't achieved, as well as impaired judgment. Often, clinical assistance is necessary if attempt is repeated.
1. Gun Shot
How it's Done: One of the most often achieved forms of suicide is by gun shot. Generally a head shot is desired since its results are 99 percent effective, however a chest shot can be equally as devastating.
Results From Failure: Sometimes the blast isn't enough to kill. In this case, severe to permanent bodily damage can occur as well as blood loss, organ and tissue damage, and brain damage.
Support
Suicide is never a solution. There is no problem so great that it can not be resolved with time and care. This list is meant not as an instruction guide, but a description of the most common forms of suicide. The following is a list of sites you can visit to get help if you are feeling beyond help. Please remember, no matter how bad things get, someone, somewhere is able to listen to you and help you through.
Suicide Awareness Voices of Education
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
The Samaritans UK
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Prank call on Valentine's Day goes insane!!!
1. Wife calls radio station to win concert tickets in On Air competition.
2. To win the tickets, she has to call her husband at work and tell him that their 9 year old son is not his.
3. Husband gets so pissed off about this he .... listen here
4. omg wtf!!
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Oh no! This is just too weird, even for me!
Investigative Australian Reporter Jane Burgermeister has filed a 173 page complaint with the FBI. Download the full complaint document here. (It's in Word).
The headlines of the complaint are as follows:
I. Introduction: Summary of Claims
II. Factual Background
III. Evidence the "swine flu" vaccines are bioweapons
IV. Scientific evidence the "swine flu" virus is an artificial (genetically engineered) virus.
V. Scientific evidence the "swine flu" was bioengineered to resemble the Spanish flu killer virus of 1918.
VI. Genome sequence of the "swine flu"
VII. Evidence as to deliberate release of the "swine flu" virus in Mexico
VIII. Evidence as to the involvement of President Obama
IX. Evidence as to the role of Baxter and WHO in producing and releasing pandemic virus material in Austria.
X. Evidence Baxter is an element in a covert bioweapons network.
XI. Evidence Baxter has deliberately contamined drugs.
XII. Evidence Novartis is using vaccines as bioweapons.
XIII. Evidence as to the WHO's role in the bioweapons program: supplier of the bird flu virus to Baxter
XIV. Evidence as to WHO's manipulation of disease data in order to justify declaring a Pandemic Level 6 in order to seize control of the USA.
XV. Evidence as to FDA's role in covering up the bioweapons program
XVI. Evidence as to the Canada's National Microbiology Labs role in the bioweapons program
XVI. Evidence of the involvement of scientists working for the UK's NIBSC, and the CDC in engineering the swine flu.
XVII. Evidence vaccinations caused the Spanish killer flu of 1918.
XVIII. Precedents: the abandoned swine flu mass vaccination program of 1976
XIX. Inadequate performance of the government in stopping the spread of the swine flu as cover for spreading a pandemic
XX. Evidence as to manipulation of the legal framework to allow mass murder with impunity
XXII. Constitutional issues: the legality v. Illegality of jeopardising the Life, health and "public good" by mass vaccinations
XXI. The Issue of immunity and compensation as evidence of intent to commit a crime
XXII. Evidence as to the use of chemtrails for population reduction
XXIII. Evidence as to the existence of an international corporate crime syndicate
XXIV. Evidence as to the existence of the "Illuminati"
XXV. Evidence of the Illuminati's involvement in the current collapse of the world's financial system
XXVI. Evidence as to the depopulation agenda of the Illuminati/Bilderbergs and their involvement in the engineering and release of the artificial "swine flu" virus
XXVII. Evidence as to the Genocide Agenda by means of Weaponised Flu being discussed at the annual Bilderberg meeting in Athens from May 14-17, 2009
XXXVIII. Conclusion
XXIX. Defendants
XXX. Attachments
- Criminal Charges filed against Baxter and WHO i.a. in Austria
- Criminal Charges filed against Baxter and WHO i.a. in Switzerland
- Parliamentary answers to the Baxter incident
- Excerpt: Biological Weapons Anti-Terrorism Act of 1989
Seb's Corner - African Blessings
Too mention a few: crime, wonga currency, idiot bureaucrats, degenerate health care, XDR-TB, racism, and so on.
But there are also a few advantages. For the last two days my kids have been swimming in the river. This would not otherwise count as remarkable if it were not for the fact it is the middle of winter. Sure, the water was cold and they squealed a bit. But the sun was shining and they spent an hour or so splashing around.
To this wintry sunny warmth we add wide open spaces,completely dysfunctional law enforcement, and voila! we have an African Blessing that American and Canadian toke growers would hand over their last baggy for.
Check out this guy - he's practicing horticulture inside his roof where the geyser is! Is that for the warmth or because he thinks the cops won't look there? How can you live your life like this, dude?
Get outta your shit hole and come to Africa!
Seb's Corner - cry for help from loyal reader
Please I need major help, my parents are having me take a urine test and if I fail they will be crushed.. Anyways the testing day will be 4 days after my last toke up, where i smoked 2 bowls with three people. Im 5'8, weigh 128 lbs, pretty fast metabolism. Ive been drinking aloot of water lately, and am starting to work out more often. Any additional tips will be greatly appreciated, thank you guys in advance. So do you guys think I'll be able to pass?
Now im not too familiar with drug tests, but what were to happen if I diluted the cup by by adding additional water from the sink?
Democracy in CA - the weed vote
FACT: Approximately 26 million are of voting age.
FACT: Approximately 8 million of those regularly or occasionally smoke weed.
FACT: Therefore, approximately 31% of voters regularly or occasionally smoke weed.
FACT: The CA Department of Health Services (DHS) has issued a mere 60,000 Medical Marijuana ID cards.
FACT: If even ONE HALF of the people who smoke weed were registered with the Department of Health Services, they would constitute a top 5 voting block in the entire state. As a result, every politician from either side of the aisle would be TRIPPING ALL OVER THEMSELVES FOR THE OPPORTUNITY TO SUCK YOUR COCKS.
FACT: I personally know 150 to 200 people with DHS cards. None has ever been contacted by law enforcement. None. Ever. Do not buy into the paranoid stoner myth that LE is farming the DHS records for evil weed tokers and fanning out across the land to sweep them up and throw them in cages.
FACT: The path to complete legalization of marijuana is within your grasp and the system, the State of CA, is holding out the key just waiting for you to grab it.
FACT: DHS cards are easily available to any CA citizen 18 years or older with a pulse. Doctor approvals from fully licensed and legitimate doctors are available, usually on a walk-in basis, to anyone with around $100 who meets the above criteria. Those approvals can then be taken to your local county Health Department, and for an additional fee of $150 or so they will verify your Doctor Approval with a phone call and then instruct the CA DHS to issue you a MM ID card.
FACT: The CA Attorney General issued Medical Marijuana Guidelines for CA State Law Enforcement Agencies in August of ’08. Those guidelines require all LE to be much more lenient with DHS card holders then they are with non-card holders, i.e., doc approval only holders. Please refer to the following link, page 6 paragraph 4, and page 7 paragraph 5.
http://ag.ca.gov/cms_attachments/press/pdfs/n1601_medicalmarijuanaguidelines.pdf
FACT: It is in your INDIVIDUAL and COLLECTIVE benefit to be a CA DHS registered Medical Marijuana ID Card holder. That is UNLESS you are either PARANOID or making money exploiting the current status quo.
FACT: Many thousands of FORTUNES depend on maintaining the current status quo. Anyone who currently grows to sell, sells, dispensaries, middlemen, lawyers, doctors, equipment suppliers, etc., etc., etc., we ALL owe our fortunes to MAINTAINING THE STATUS QUO. We all know very well that complete legalization would immediately cause supply to skyrocket and prices to plummet from the sky like a falling Volcano Vaporizer.
FACT: Even though the path to complete legalization of marijuana is so clearly defined, people will continue to find a thousand ways to fuck it up, thus ensuring a secure and prosperous future for those in the business. And IT IS a business. Don’t delude yourselves.
The original Camel Man was a doctor?!!
The copy reads as follows:
He is one of the busiest men in town. While his door may say Office Hours 2 to 4, he's actually on call 24 hours a day.
The doctor is a scientist, a diplomat, and a friendly sympathetic human being all in one, no matter how long and hard his schedule.
According to a recent nationwide survey: More Doctors smoke camels than any other cigarette
Doctors in every branch of medicine - 113,597 in all - were queried in this nationwide study of cigarette preference. Three leading research organisations made the survey.
The gist of the query was - What cigarette do you smoke, Doctor?
The brand named most was Camel! The rich, full flavour and cool mildness of Camel's superb blend of costlier tobaccos seem to have the same appeal to the smoking tastes of doctors as to millions of other smokers. If you are a camel smoker, this preference among doctors will hardly surprise you. If you're not - well, try Camels now.
Friday, June 26, 2009
Seb's Corner - RU 'n EMO?
Emo boys are melancholic sexually ambivalent adolescents who have bought into a subculture where immaculately pierced and coiffed adherents of the male gender are prone to erotic kissing of one another.Basically, emo means bisexual, self-mutilating depressive. Emo girls get real excited when emo boys kiss each other.
My friend Seb can't be an emo. He is no longer an adolescent and I have never seen him kissing another boy. Also girls don't seem to get excited around him.
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